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Cameron Bjorklund -NoGramming

October 6, 2012 by . Filed under cs491 mobile, fall 2012, postmortems.

For my “NoGramming Assignment” I have decided to present a small collection of haikus (inspired by Dr. Johnson).

 

–Enjoy!

 

Machines learn from me

they cannot do it alone

I am thier ruler

 

Java is my friend

it hides most of the hard stuff

ignorance is bliss

 

Mobile computing

a new age of programming

sign into Twitter

 

We control robots

with our phones and mobile apps

I fear the future

 

Fast information

it is in everyone’s pants

now that is power

 

on_click_listener

can be so aggrevating

pushes my buttons

 

Edit Text boxes

they hold my information

unless it is false

 

Information is

at everyones fingure tips

but we like Angry Birds

 

The Android OS

it is a powerful thing

detects my actions

 

I need permission

therefore I must ask for it

manifest is god